I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
you will always have a special place in my vag
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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