yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
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