Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
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