i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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