Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
You dont lie about slip and slides
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
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