Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
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