make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
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