I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Randomize
