how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
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