i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
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