We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
Randomize
