please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
I just crawled out of a second story window using a sheet and his clothes for a rope so he wouldn't wake up.
I am so glad I watched Macgyver as a kid.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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