There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
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