So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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