drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
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