Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Judging by the garbled spelling in the calendar reminders in my phone, drunk me really wanted sober me to take a pregnancy test today.
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
Randomize
