I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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