Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
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