She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
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