Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
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