Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
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