We walk out of his house and his dad is there, so I had to meet him and shake his hand pretending that same hand hadn't been down his son's pants five minutes earlier
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
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