And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
Randomize
