new low.... made out with someone while peeing
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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