Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
It's Friday. Sex?
Apparently last night I sat at the bar with an upside down sharpie lightning bolt on my forehead, yelling "It's Harry Potter's birthday! Let me be on the qudditch team!" And I kept calling the bartender Dobby. There are videos.
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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