everyone is single if you try hard enough
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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