yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
Randomize
