Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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