cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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