So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I got inside last night via doggy door
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
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