I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
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