girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
Randomize
