I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
Randomize
