So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
no you cant smoke seaweed
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
I let my cat eat the pepperonis off of my pizza while I was still eating it. That's the level of tequila drunk I got last night.
God I adore you.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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