I'll buy you a vibrator, we can get married for tax benefits, and live happily ever after with lots of doggggs.
I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
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