Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
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