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Please, let me fuck your mom

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I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans

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(847): View more from Illinois

no one should ever give us hovercrafts

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(210): View more from Texas

I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.

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(703): View more from Virginia

I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.

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(917): View more from New York City

mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?

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(860): View more from Connecticut

How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.

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(262): View more from Wisconsin

jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.

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(810): View more from Michigan

I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex

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