You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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