One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
Randomize
