I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
My pussy is not your playground.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
My bed is full of blood and feathers
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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