So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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