We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
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