dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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