That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
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