I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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