i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
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