just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Come see our sink grown plant.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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