Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
Today's walk of shame includes last nights hair and make up, an 8 hour shift, me leading a meeting and me throwing up in a parking lot on my way to work. Dear world, you're welcome.
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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