The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
Randomize
