im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
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