you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
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