She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
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