no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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