these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
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